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Elise Okusami - Bass/Drums/Guitar/Vocals

The Amazing Nick Popovici - Drums

Spoonboy TMLE - Bass

Scott OP - Drums

The Illustrious Dr. Reiter - Drums

(pictured at the legendary Sonic Boom Studios no less)

AJ - Vocals, general mayhem

Illi "Oi" Soininen - Drums

our reveered and I dare say first real drummer and still our good friend that helped propel the A.K.s to the soaring heights they now fill with destruction

The Invisible Bassmaster - Bass

Melvin, can you take me drivin?

Dr. Reiter - Master of the Forgery

Annie Libertini & Lindsay Parker - Cleveland Artwork Masters

Caitlyn Barr - DC Artwork liason

Laura Berger - Frontline photography

For an extensive list of Allies, see ALLIES section.

ALEXI PETERSEN - Vocals

lord of pakistan, stingiest person ever, beleives that sleep is unnecassary for survival, has ability to fall asleep anywhere anyplace and will gladly showcase this ability especially at shows with very loud music because he thinks hes cool, is obsessed with Trinity Broadcasting Network which is the main reason for his insomnia, is also deeply in love with his history teacher, melvin

NOAH FOSTER - Vocals

master of saying he is going to do something and never actually doing it, will talk about an event for months and when the day comes to do it will never be heard from and nowhere to be found, known for horribly long feminine hair, i mean look at it. loves candlelight suppers and fox hunting, resident bach-loving mongrel, aspires to be a woman

JUSTIN PARKER - Guitar

king of always being late, not only has he never been on time for anything ever in his life but if an event starts at 6 and ends at 8 he will be there at 8:30 and expect things to start in half an hour, also if you are ever involoved in any activity with him you will invariably be really late to everything involved, experts beleive this is because of putting on makeup

NICO VAN DER KOLK - Bass

lover of everything spandex, has wild crew loving sessions with his coach and/or coxswain involving activities such as producing glass dildos, lives under a communist regime, does not speak english, once surpassed noah as the queen of long flowing hair, loveur of the OC (yes, the OC) (i think we should delete that it reflects badly on the whole band) (what an idiot) (perhaps)

BEN RICHARDSON - Drums

tall, very very tall, resident metal connaisseur, double-bass extraordinaire, has ultimate goal of converting all to the metal gospel through kick-drum preaching, level 60 tentacle master


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		REINFORCEMENTS: Elise Okusami - Bass/Drums/Guitar/Vocals The Amazing Nick Popovici - Drums Spoonboy TMLE - Bass Scott OP - Drums The Illustrious Dr. Reiter - Drums (pictured at the legendary Sonic Boom Studios no less) AJ - Vocals, general mayhem VETERANS: Illi "Oi" Soininen - Drums our reveered and I dare say first real drummer and still our good friend that helped propel the A.K.s to the soaring heights they now fill with destruction The Invisible Bassmaster - Bass Melvin, can you take me drivin? ALLIES: Dr. Reiter - Master of the Forgery Annie Libertini & Lindsay Parker - Cleveland Artwork Masters Caitlyn Barr - DC Artwork liason Laura Berger - Frontline photography For an extensive list of Allies, see ALLIES section.						THE A.K.S: ALEXI PETERSEN - Vocals lord of pakistan, stingiest person ever, beleives that sleep is unnecassary for survival, has ability to fall asleep anywhere anyplace and will gladly showcase this ability especially at shows with very loud music because he thinks hes cool, is obsessed with Trinity Broadcasting Network which is the main reason for his insomnia, is also deeply in love with his history teacher, melvin NOAH FOSTER - Vocals master of saying he is going to do something and never actually doing it, will talk about an event for months and when the day comes to do it will never be heard from and nowhere to be found, known for horribly long feminine hair, i mean look at it. loves candlelight suppers and fox hunting, resident bach-loving mongrel, aspires to be a woman JUSTIN PARKER - Guitar king of always being late, not only has he never been on time for anything ever in his life but if an event starts at 6 and ends at 8 he will be there at 8:30 and expect things to start in half an hour, also if you are ever involoved in any activity with him you will invariably be really late to everything involved, experts beleive this is because of putting on makeup NICO VAN DER KOLK - Bass lover of everything spandex, has wild crew loving sessions with his coach and/or coxswain involving activities such as producing glass dildos, lives under a communist regime, does not speak english, once surpassed noah as the queen of long flowing hair, loveur of the OC (yes, the OC) (i think we should delete that it reflects badly on the whole band) (what an idiot) (perhaps) BEN RICHARDSON - Drums tall, very very tall, resident metal connaisseur, double-bass extraordinaire, has ultimate goal of converting all to the metal gospel through kick-drum preaching, level 60 tentacle master